HOLIDAY GOLF.
Landlady (showing apartments in the vicinity of famous links). "Oh, you'll be quite comfortable here, Sir; you see, we're used to golfers."
ANOTHER DOG DISPUTE.
As far as was revealed by the torn remnants of posters adhering to Farmer Pyke's barn, the only event of importance in Little Spudsey since the letting by auction of fifty-seven acres of summer keeping in April, 1918, was the Rural District Council Election in March, 1920. Conspicuous mention was made of Pyke, Cluttrel and Gedge, Coalition Candidates, who had apparently coalesced to crush one Winch, Independent. I was endeavouring to discover his fate when old William Trimble doddered along.
"Marnin', Mr. Lomax," he said; "you be back at last?"
I could not deny the fact.
"There be only Hosea Bennett an' George Riley to coom now, an' the toll'll be complete."
"Where are they now?" I asked.