MANNERS AND MODES.
MR. GILEAD P. BLOGGS (U.S.A.) ORDERS FOR HIS NEW DINING-ROOM AT PITTSBURGH A COLOSSAL PICTURE REPRESENTING A HOSPITABLE SIDEBOARD, TO KEEP ALIVE HIS MEMORIES OF "WET" AMERICA.
Accused (just dismissed). "Many thanks! What should I have done without you?"
Counsel. "Oh, about six months."