“Things are unsettled in Ireland,” says a gossip writer. We think people should be more careful what they say. Scandal like this might get about.
A certain golf club has petitioned the local Council for permission to play golf “in a modified form.” Members who recently heard the Club Colonel playing out of the bunker at the seventh declare that no substantial modification is possible.
A new invention for motorists makes a buzzing sound when the petrol tank is getting low. This is nothing compared with the motor-taxes invented by the Chancellor of the Exchequer, which make the motorist himself whistle.
In the opinion of a weekly paper no dog can stand the sound of bagpipes without setting up a howl. This only goes to prove, what we have always contended, that dogs are almost human.
