Visitor. “Why does your servant go about the house with her hat on?”
Mistress. “Oh, she’s a new girl. She only came this morning, and hasn’t yet made up her mind whether she’ll stay.”
THE LIBERAL BREACH.
(As viewed dispassionately by a looker-on.)
When dog with dog elects to fight
I take no hand in such disputes,
Knowing how hard they both would bite
Should I attempt to part the brutes.