Visitor. “Why does your servant go about the house with her hat on?”

Mistress. “Oh, she’s a new girl. She only came this morning, and hasn’t yet made up her mind whether she’ll stay.”


THE LIBERAL BREACH.

(As viewed dispassionately by a looker-on.)

When dog with dog elects to fight

I take no hand in such disputes,

Knowing how hard they both would bite

Should I attempt to part the brutes.