Give me Generalissimo Oi.

Napoleon now is napoo;

Alexander, Themistocles, too;

And you could not find space on the screen

For Miltiades, plucky old bean,

Or the names of the heroes of Troy;

But there's plenty of room for an Oi.

I picture him frugal of speech,

But in action a regular peach—

A figure that might be compared