With a Highlander, chieftain or laird,
Like The Mackintosh, monarch of Moy,
Redoubtable General Oi.
Anyhow, with so striking a name
You'd be sure of success if you came
To our shores, and might get an invite
To Elmwood to stay for the night,
And sit for your portrait to "Poy,"
Irresistible General Oi.
So here's to you, excellent chief,