Kirk Elder. "Man, I'm shocked tae hear you're gaun tae get marrit tae a lassie o' nineteen."
Angus. "Och, she's the same age as ma firrst wife when I marrit her."
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'Fair generally: night frosts,' is the forecast for the next 24 months."—Provincial Paper.
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"The exterior painting of the day school has been completed by the Vicar, assisted by the caretaker. Their appearance is greatly improved as a result."—Provincial Paper.