"—— HOTEL DINING-ROOM.

Open to Non-Residents with Orchestral Accompaniment."—Jersey Paper.

Residents, we understand, need only bring their mouth (and other) organs.


"Wanted, 'Cello (could reside in if desired)."—Provincial Paper.

The housing problem solved at last.


Smith Minor says he would rather be called Smith Secundus. There is a pleasanter sound about that qualification just now.