"A.—Comme vous voudrai.—P."
Agony Column in Daily Paper.
Taking advantage of "P.'s" kindness we may say that we prefer "voudrez."
"A True Fishing Story. Lady —— is surprising everyone with her skill as an angler and a shot. Last Friday, I am told, she caught two trout weighing 2¾ lb. and 3¼ lb. And on the same afternoon she got a right and a left hit at a roebuck with a small four-bore gun!"
—Daily Paper.
Not caring to believe that she mistook a roebuck for an elephant, we are glad to note that the epithet "true" is only applied to the "fishing" part of the story.
THE ABYSMALISTS.
British Extremist. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?"