Voice of Russian Bolshevist from below. "DIGGING A GRAVE FOR THE BOURGEOISIE."

British Extremist. "THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO; BUT HOW DO YOU GET OUT?"

Voice from below. "YOU DON'T."


French Visitor (inspecting artificial silk stockings). "Soie?"

Shopman (formerly of the B.E.F., resourcefully). "Well, scarcely, Madam; shall we say 'soi-disant'?"


CONTEMPORARY FOLK-SONGS.