TREATING UNDER PROHIBITION.
| "Hello, old fright—Haven't seen you for ages!" | "We must have one." |
| "What's yours?" "Think I'll have a collar." | "Two collars, please—seventeens." "Cheerio!" |
| "Now you must have one with me. What about an evening shirt?" "No, no, it's too early." "The same again, then?" "Well, perhaps a soft one this time." | "Same again, please—only soft." | "Bye-bye! See you again soon." |
Magistrate. "But, Mr. Goldstein, why do you have your house and your business in your wife's name?"