"D. W. and T. 'Declined

With Thanks!'" he said, and woke.


TANGIBLE.

"Clap two or three Bits together, Miss, then you'll get a Bite!"


PUZZLES FOR THE NEW YEAR.

The Emperor of Germany.—To make a couple of public speeches without making use ten times of the first personal pronoun.

Mr. Stanley.—To escape an overwhelming and universal ovation on his return.