"D. W. and T. 'Declined
With Thanks!'" he said, and woke.
TANGIBLE.
"Clap two or three Bits together, Miss, then you'll get a Bite!"
PUZZLES FOR THE NEW YEAR.
The Emperor of Germany.—To make a couple of public speeches without making use ten times of the first personal pronoun.
Mr. Stanley.—To escape an overwhelming and universal ovation on his return.