“The army has had secret orders to seize”—
“As soon as they can”—“the industrious fleas.”
For amusement you never need be at a loss,
If you take a newspaper and read it across.
“The opera opens with”—“elegant coats”—
“For silver and gold we exchange foreign notes”—
“Specific to soften mortality’s ills”—
“And cure Yorkshire bacon”—“take Morison’s pills.”
“Curious coincidence”—“steam to Gravesend.”
“Tale of deep interest”—“money to lend”—