“Louisa is waiting for William to send.”
For amusement you never need be at a loss,
If you take a newspaper and read it across.
“For relief of the Poles”—“an astounding feat!”—
“A respectable man”—“for a water will eat”—
“The Macadamised portion of Parliament-street.”
“Mysterious occurrence!”—“expected incog.”
“To be viewed by cards only”—“a terrible fog.”
“At eight in the morning the steam carriage starts”—
“Takes passengers now”—“to be finished in parts.”