For amusement you never need be at a loss,
If you take a newspaper and read it across.
“Left in a cab, and”—“the number not known”
“A famous prize ox, weighing 200 stone”—
“He speaks with a lisp”—“has a delicate shape”—
“And had on, when he quitted, a Macintosh cape.”
“For China direct, a fine”—“dealer in slops.”
“To the curious in shaving”—“new way to dress chops.”
“Repeal of the corn”—“was roasted for lunch”—
“Teetotal beverage “—“Triumph of PUNCH!”