Both are bad, though the latter's wust;
We'll soon get shut of either variety,
You and me, UMBERTO, or so I trust.
Uncle SAM is free, but he sez, sez he:—
"Assassination
Won't build a nation,
Nor yet the unlegalised rope," sez he.
Withdraw your Ambassador! Wal, that air summary!
Italian irons so soon git hot!
Ironclads? Sure that's mere militant flummery.