General Redtape (of the Intelligence Department, W.O.) "WHAT! GOING TO RESIGN!"
Volunteer Officer. "YES. WHY SHOULD I ONLY GET YOUR KICKS FOR MY HALFPENCE?"
MORE KICKS THAN HALFPENCE.
Volunteer Officer, loquitur.—
Yes, take back the sword! Though the Times may expostulate,
Tired am I wholly of worry and snubs.
You'll find, my fine friend, what your folly has cost you, late,
Henceforth for me the calm comfort of Clubs!