My soliloquy's getting disjointed,
I've promised! COLUMBIA looks gay,
La Belle France displays a grande passion;
My arms they unitedly press.
One thing though; the Phrygian fashion
Is not my ideal of dress.
They swear that they both love me dearly,
Their "best of old Autocrat Chaps!"
They are setting their Caps at me, clearly,
But,—well, I don't quite like the Caps!