There's something that I fear ought to be said,

Which may—which will arouse your indignation;

For you may not be happy when it's more than hinted

Your news is such that we can't read it when it's printed.

Yet I would have you fully understand

The real reason why I choose to quarrel

With what you print—your columns are not banned

Because their contents are at all immoral

Yet if there is a scandal, though a small amount of it,

You sometimes soil your pages with a long account of it.