Far other reasons urge me to reveal
My feelings on this matter—to assail your
Too common practice, and say why I feel
Your daily efforts are a daily failure;
Your paper by its columns and its size confuses me,
And worse—there's nothing in it in the least amuses me.
Can you indeed in seriousness suppose—
To me, I tell you, naught could be absurder—
That anywhere at all there can be those
Who read the noisome details of a murder,