(Latest Up-to-Date Version of a celebrated Bacchanalian ditty, as it might be revised by Dr. Mortimer Granville and Mr. James Payn.)

["No one drinks alcoholic liquor (unless it be beer) to quench thirst."—JAMES PAYN.]

In Cellar deep I sit and steep

My soul in GRANVILLE'S logic.

Companions mine, sound ale, good wine—

That foils Teetotal dodge—hic!

With solemn pate our sages prate,

The Pump-slaves neatly pinking.

He's proved an ass, whose days don't pass

In drinking, drinking, drinking!