In water pure there's danger sure,
All fizzle-pop's deceiving;
And ginger-beer must make you queer
(If GRANVILLE you're believing).
Safe, on the whole, is Alcohol;
It saves man's strength from sinking.
I injure none, and have good f—fun.
Whilst drinking, drinking, drinking!
Hic! Hic! Hooray!! New reasons gay
For drink from doctors borrow!