So well I made the oyster sauce.

I had you stewed and featly fried,

And dipped in batter—think of that;

And, as a pleasant change, I've tried

You, skewered in rows, with bacon-fat.

"Where art thou, ALICE?" cried the bard.

"Where art thou, Oyster?" I exclaim.

It really is extremely hard,

To know thee nothing but a name.

For this is surely torment worse