And won't the bloomin' furrineer

Over our horacles make merry?

Costs seventeen millions and a arf,

And carn't go nowhere, nor do nothink!

That tots it up! They wouldn't charf,

Eh, BILL, these Big Wigs! What do you think?

Therefore, we're just a useless lot.

After pipe-claying and stiff-starching,

We might be good for stopping shot,

Only that we're not fit for marching!