We cannot carry our own kits!

I say, Bill, ain't we awful duffers?

Not furrin foes, or Frenchy wits,

Could more completely give us snuffers.

CAMBRIDGE, CONNAUGHT, Sir EVELYN WOOD,

All of a mind, for once, about us!

What wonder Bungs dub us no good,

And lackeys, snobs, and street-boys flout us?

I see myself as others see;

A weedy, narrer-chested stripling,