Can't fight, can't march, can't 'ardly see!

And yet young Mister RUDYARD KIPLING

Don't picture hus as kiddies slack,

Wot can't go out without our nurses,

But ups and pats us on the back

In very pooty potry-verses.[1]

We're much obliged to 'im, I'm sure,

(Though potry ain't my fav'rit reading,)

He's civil, kind and not cock-sure;

Good sense goes sometimes with good-breeding.