"THERE'S THE RUB!"

(An Old Story with a New Application.)

Champion Bill-Poster, loquitur:—

"Bill-stickers beware!" Ah! that's all very well,

A wondrously wise, if conventional, warning.

But I'm the legitimate "Poster"—a swell

In the paste-pot profession, all "notices" scorning.

A brush surreptitious, and Bills unofficial,

No doubt, are a nuisance to people of taste,