"THERE'S THE RUB!"
(An Old Story with a New Application.)
Champion Bill-Poster, loquitur:—
"Bill-stickers beware!" Ah! that's all very well,
A wondrously wise, if conventional, warning.
But I'm the legitimate "Poster"—a swell
In the paste-pot profession, all "notices" scorning.
A brush surreptitious, and Bills unofficial,
No doubt, are a nuisance to people of taste,