To Order offensive, to Law prejudicial,

But who can object to my pot and my paste?

'Tis time that this Poster were up! Slap-dap-slosh!

I think it a telling one. Brave, Big, Blue letters!

Some rivals about, but their programmes won't wash;

Those Newcastle noodles must own us their betters.

I'm Champion Bill-Poster! Even Brum JOEY,

Who flouted me once will acknowledge that fact.

My Bills are so goey, and fetching, and showy,

My paste so adhesive, my brush so exact!