To Order offensive, to Law prejudicial,
But who can object to my pot and my paste?
'Tis time that this Poster were up! Slap-dap-slosh!
I think it a telling one. Brave, Big, Blue letters!
Some rivals about, but their programmes won't wash;
Those Newcastle noodles must own us their betters.
I'm Champion Bill-Poster! Even Brum JOEY,
Who flouted me once will acknowledge that fact.
My Bills are so goey, and fetching, and showy,
My paste so adhesive, my brush so exact!