And, while they fume and rage in angry pother,

Stills the big D—— and substitutes a "bother."

Speaks not of "trousers"—that were sin and shame;

"Continuations" is the gentler name.

Turns "shirts" to "shifts," and, blushing like the rose,

Converts the lowly stocking into "hose."

Thus thou, my hosier, profferest me a pair

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