"AWEARY! AWEARY!"
Miss Certainage (who has been studying Schopenhauer, and has come to the conclusion that there is nothing but sorrow in life, sadly). "AH, MAJOR, I'M SURE I SHALL DIE YOUNG!"
Ethel. "OH NO, AUNT DEAR, I'M CERTAIN YOU WON'T!"
THE GENERAL'S LITTLE FUND.
(See "Times," May 11.)
Oh where, oh where is my little wee fund?
Oh where, oh where can it be?