Leastways, that's as I hunderstand 'er. A narsty one, Luck, and no kid;
Always gives yer the rough of 'er tongue when you're quisby, or short of a quid.
When I 'eard about Venice in London, I thinks to myself, mate, thinks I,
'Ere's a 'oliday tour on the cheap! 'Ere's a barney as 'ARRY must try.
No Continong this year, that's certain, old man, for the likes of poor me;
But whilst I've a bob I've a chance for a boss at the Bride o' the Sea.
Them posters of IMRE KIRALFY's for gorgeousness quite takes the cake.
Friend IMRE's a spanker, you bet, and quite fly to the popular fake.
"Stupendious work," IMRE calls it, and I.K. is O.K. no doubt.
Your old Country Fair Show takes a back seat when ikey young I.K.'s about.