Oh, the jam and the mustard, my pippin, the crimsing, the blue, and the gold!

Scissorree, CHARLIE, rainbows ain't in it, and prisums is out in the cold.

I do like a picteresk poster, as big as a bloomin' back yard,

With the colour slopped on quite regardless; if that ain't 'Igh 'Art, wy it's 'ard.

'Owsomever I mustn't feeloserphise. Off to Olympia I 'ooks,

To see Venice the Bride of the Sea, as set forth in them sixpenny books.

Bless his twirly merstache, he's a twicer, this IMRE KIRALFY, dear boy,

And he give me a two hours' spektarkle old LEIGHTON hisself might enjoy.

Bit puzzling the "Pageant" is, CHARLIE, until that Synopsis you've read;

Wish I'd mugged it all up overnight; but I carn't get it straight in my 'ead.