Of pavements and pursuing feet.

It soared, then settled in the mire,

Full in the middle of the street,

A mud-stained, shattered relic—not

The bright new hat I bought from SCOTT.

Now was my time; I rushed—but no—

Fate ever mocks an ardent man;

Even as I rushed, unwieldy, slow,

Bore down a ponderous Pickford-Van,

And under two broad wheels crushed flat