I'm Liberal—as the sunlight—of all Good,
Which to Conserve I strive—that's understood,
But Tory nincompoop, or rowdy Rad,
The thrall of bigotry, the fool of fad
I hate alike. There's the straight tip, my bloaters!
Now run and vote for Punch—all who are voters;
And if some few have not that boon indeed,
Well those who cannot run at least can read.
There! that's enough, my lads! I'm off to lunch,
You, go and do your duty; plump for PUNCH!!!