Like him, with fierce Gladstonophobia pale,

That Smoke-room Simian, though without a tail!


THE PICK OF THE BASKETS.

The Daily Graphic published a specific against cholera, alleged to have been invented by Doctor PICK, a German. Evidently "Our pick'd man of countries." As it is something to drink, and not to eat, the inventor is under no necessity to be known henceforth as Dr. PICK-AND-CHEWS. His remedy is to treat the bacilli to Rhine Wine. The result of experiments has been "so much the worse for the bacilli." Substitute for the first vowel in "grapes" the third of the vowels, and it is of that the poor bacillus suffers, and dies. As the poet GROSSMITH sings of the German Rhine,—

"That of the Fatherland,

The happy Fatherland,

Gives the greatest pain inside."

However, the Bacillus is an enemy, and if he can be got rid of by grape-shot, pour it in and spare not.