His accustomed throne of pride,

And, through driving, keeps an eye 'pon

All the revellers inside.

Mrs. COACHMAN there is seated;

Children twain are on her lapped,

Who alternately are treated,

And alternately are slapped.

While the painters haunt your mansion,

And you're "Hup" "The Halps" or "Rhind,"

Your domestics find expansion