Emi. Don't know a soul.

Cust.-H. Off. Have you any luggage?

Emi. Only the Cholera!


A COMPENDIOUSLY GRAMMATICAL TREE.—A Yew Tree. First it may be a 'Igh Tree, but it is a Yew Tree. It is either a He Tree or a She Tree. If small, it represents the first person plural by being a "Wee Tree:" the second person plural is the Manager and Manageress of the Haymarket, "Ye Trees;" and the third person plural would be expressed by a Devonshire Gardener indicating this talented couple as "They Trees."


TEE, TEE, ONLY TEE!

(Song of the Golf Enthusiast. After Thomas Moore.)

AIR—"Thee, thee, only thee."