The dawn of morn, the daylight's sinking,

Shall find me on the Links, and thinking

Of Tee, Tee, only Tee!

When rivals meet upon the ground,

The Putting-green's a realm enchanted,

Nay, in Society's giddy round

My soul, (like Tooting's thralls) is haunted

By Tee, Tee, only Tee!'

For that at early morn I waken,

And swiftly bolt my eggs and bacon,