Q. What are representatives?
A. The mouthpieces of voters mustered in the House of Commons.
Q. What is mustard?
A. The chief ingredient of breakfast, after a night of it with your friends, when your appetite requires coaxing.
Q. What is the future?—A. To-morrow, and the coming centuries.
Q. And the past?—A. Two minutes ago, and all that went before.
Q. And the present?—A. The right time for bringing the current instalment of the Infant's Guide to a prompt conclusion.
"ENCORE, ALADDIN!"
