Would wipe his big feet

On my sex soft and sweet;

But I'll be no mere mat in Man's doorway!"

And so this young woman of Norway

Got Ibsen to write, in cock-sure way,

Concerning her woes,

And tip-tilted her nose,

Crying, "Now womankind will have more way!"

But alas! this young woman of Norway

Still feels that her soul's in a poor way,