Because, in a play,

She won't charm (so they say)

Or draw crowds through the theatre's doorway.


Latest à Propos of the Covent Garden Fancy Dress Balls.—"Of course," observed Mrs. R., "as ladies do not want to be recognised, they simply go in dummy noses."


Legal Query.—When a leading Barrister gets someone to "devil" for him, may the latter's occupation be correctly described as "devilry"?