THE FIRST COOK!

Oh! the first Cook, in that ambrosial, unwithering

Halcyon, rapturous, and honeymooning prime!—

She, who, aware of Helen's babyish and blithering

Innocence, did a lot of mischief in her time.

Oh! for her soup, a weird, insuperable fearfulness,

Compound of arrowroot, and gelatine, and lard;

Hard, to reject it, when a bride besought, with tearfulness,

Hard, to accept, and to assimilate it, hard!