Oh! for her leather-like, her nauseating omelette,

Oh! for her cutlets and potatoes black as ink!

Oft, of necessity, would I the Buttons, Tommy, let

Batten on luxuries that bothered him, I think.

And she would mingle, would that woman who did that to me,

Proofs incontestable with everything I ate,

Whereby the veriest beginner of anatomy

Knew that she must be in complexion a brunette.

Wild were her sauces, like herself, devoid of reasoning;

Still I have never been indubitably clear,