True, for our wages, which were somewhere near the "Twenty-ones,"

Great expectations would have been a trifle rash.

Still, as her perquisites, I know, were cent.-per-cent.-y ones,

Ah! how I wish a Chef had fed us for the cash!

Oh! my first Cook! A gem with so much rare and rich in her,

Irreconcileable, impenetrable soul,

How I exulted when she fell against the kitchener,

Urged by a Nemesis (and legs) beyond control.

How, when my fluttered pet, believing her immaculate,

Hied to her aid, and heard, "You ain't a Lady, Mum!"