TOO KIND BY HALF.

["The independence and integrity of Siam ... is a subject of great importance to the British, and more especially to the British Indian Empire."—Lord Rosebery. "We have in no way any intention of threatening the independence of Siam."—M. Develle.]

British Tar sings, someway after Mr. Rudyard Kipling's "Tommy."

Air—"Mandalay."

"By the old Moulmein Pagoda, lookin' eastward to the sea,

There's a Burma girl a settin'," an' she takes 'er time from me.

But this Siam puss looks pooty, and I'm sorter bound to say

"You stand back, you sailor Frenchy! that's a game as two can play!"

'Twas my game at Mandalay,

And you seem on the same lay: