"TOO KIND BY HALF."
John Bull, A.B. "The Man who lays his hand upon a Woman——"
Jacques Bonhomme. "Pardon, mon ami! 'Save in the way of Kindness——'"
A NEW LANGUAGE.
Mamma (severely). "Don't Squint, Effie, my dear!"
Effie. "I wasn't Squinting, Mamma. I was only making 'Dinner Eyes' at Major Stuffam. I hear he gives such charming Dinner Parties, and I should so much like to be asked!"