But I safely say you displayed the most cheek

Of any I've met by sea or land.

When you pitched me clean out on the Nevski pavement,

With syllable brief I loudly banned;

But as dam in your lingo "I'll give" (you knave!) meant,

You grinned, and for "tea-money" held your hand.

I shall never forget that awful jolting

I got as you whirled me round about

In your backless car; for your bumping, bolting,

You really, my Vanka, deserved the knout.