Well, I won't say "Good-bye," but "Do svidanya"—

Though whether we'll meet again I doubt;

If you ever should wander to far Britannia,

I fear you will probably find me "Out."


Motto for Professors of Palmistry.— "Palmam qui meruit ferat." i.e., "Who has paid his money may bare his palm."


It is proposed to establish a fire-station, "with fifty men, on the Thames Embankment." For what purpose? In case of anybody setting the Thames on Fire?


Mrs. R. says she never has toast for breakfast, but always "fresh-airated bread."