A SKETCH AT PADDINGTON.
The Reverend Motley, who makes one of a River-Party, fancies he met a Glance of Recognition from the Eye of his somewhat austere Bishop, and feels a trifle uncomfortable.
PAT THE PATRIOT.
(His reflection after reading of the Boa-bolting incident at the Zoo.)
St. Patrick had a potent fist, And was a saint right clever, When he gave the snakes and toads a twist And bothered them for ever. But och! here's a betther plan than Pat's! 'Twould have saved the saint much bother Had he trated the snakes like Kilkenny cats, And made them swallow each other. And even now 'twould save much row In the shplit-up Oirish Parthy, Could McCarthy's "bolt" end Redmond's revolt, Or Redmond swallow McCarthy!
Sporting.—'Arry is delighted to hear that there is a two-year-old running named 'Arriet. "It's spelt Ariette I know," he says, "but that's just French cussedness."