Host of the "Drumdonnachie Arms." "'Deed no! A Body like that does us mair hairm than guid; his appearance is nae credit tae oor Commissariat!"
COMPENSATION.
He. "That's Mrs. Grimshaw, who lectures on Bimetallism. I've heard her. How exasperatingly Clever she seems to be!"
She. "Yes—but how consolingly Ugly!"
THE LEARNED WELSH GOAT.
Dame Ap-Asq-th loquitur:—